☺ Can you write a funny story that includes 6 of these lines just 4 the pure fun of being creative?

I was going to candy land one day when somebody came up to tell me bigfoot was invading, and I said. "BIGFOOT? W W W WHERE ?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I found out that there was none, and I screamed in Mickey Mouses face "You and your infantile ways!!!". I ran to Nemo's door and found Clifford and D.W. together. I told him "Does the word "moronic" mean anything to you?" and he asked me why, and I explained how he and Emily Elizabeth were together. Then thing of all things, he exclaims "Dang it! I never even got her e-mail address!" On his return, he threw me over the fence to Narnia, and Mr. Rogers dusted himself off and said "Thank you....uhhhh....thank you very much." We had hotdogs and tea for 37 minutes, and told me that he was late. I went to Looneytown, and I fell down the never-ending hole, and my life ended with me saying this to Winnie the Pooh "Please do not stand there like a coughdrop..... say something....ANYTHING!!'